23 July, 2008

Boring Day. Especially during like..like.. er..likelike assembly. The speaker was likelike very like funny. like hilarious. Shiping, gohid, and i were like like er like laughing at him like counting how many times like he said like "like". Totally like boring. Don't know like why like er like they invited like this like kind of like speaker. Then we have Mrs Chen, our newest counsellor, talking to us about peer pressure to watch pornography. Haha. It was a laughing session. How stupid can the video get?!?!

Then Maths lesson. forget to bring my modulus worksheet AGAIN. how irritating. scored like A for maths test. damn heng. thought i would have gotten B4 or B3. phew. Then Lit. Sigh. Crucible. I kinda regret not reading it over the holidays.

Ahh, English lesson. Another everybody-lets-party lesson. As usual, Ling Feng made the others laughed till our guts hurt. Gregory accidentally pulled out the detachable table of the seat and made Shi Cheng laughed like someone who has "an abnormal medical condition", as quoted by Mrs Rosalind Lee. Then Ling Feng (and Shi Cheng) figured out how to detach the table from the seat. And innovatively, he treated it as a machine gun and started making gun-splattering sounds. HAHAHAHAHAHA. It was hilarious. Goh Id was even better. He thought that the only way to detach the table was to get it out forcefully. And it was really forceful till the table could not be attached back to the seat. Hahahahaha. Then Ling Feng suddenly changed the rhythm of the 'machine gun' sound to that of those Cheena-made toy guns. hahahahaha. That was the best. Everyone turned 3 years old.

Yeah, it like er like rained in the like like morning. like like So like like like no like like like like like like assembly. Er...like Yipee!


(UPDATED AN HOUR LATER)
OH MY GOD. SOMETHING SCARY HAD JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I WILL START FROM THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING THAT HAD JUST HAPPENED.

GOH ID GOOGLED MY NAME AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAD FOUND MY BLOG. I WAS QUITE SURPISED BUT WASNT SHOCKED. AFTER THAT, DUE TO MY SUPER HIGH EGO, I GOOGLED MY OWN NAME TOO. FOUND VERY FEW LINKS TO MY "NG WEI LUN". BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF LINKS TO THIS PERSON CALLED "XU WEI LUN". AT FIRST, I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST A FAMOUS RANDOM BLOGGER. BUT AS I WAS CURIOUS (AFTER THE SAW THE LINK HOTSCREENSAVERS), I CLICKED ON ONE OF THE LINK WITH THE NAME XU WEI LUN. SHE WAS A TAIWAN CELEBRITY. APPARENTLY ACTED IN A FEW TV DRAMAS. THEN I TOLD GOH ID AND SHI PING ABOUT IT. THEY WERE LIKE "EH, SHE'S NOT BAD ACTUALLY", "SHE LOOKS QUITE GOOD FROM SIDEVIEW". THEN, SUCCUMBING TO PEER PRESSURE, I SAID "LOL, YAH." BUT EVENTUALLY, CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT WHEN I STARTED TO READ THE REPLIES THAT WERE LEFT ON THE SITE.

ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE THIS:
yanto ecchi
she’s too young to die i’m very symphaty to her may rest in peace,wei lun..

ANOTHER ONE GOES LIKE THIS:
Tian Ping
I was really shocked to hear that news a few days ago. She’s too young & too talented to die. Her death has shocked all Asian Showbiz. She cried when her parents & friends called her name, though she couldn’t say anything. She’s so miserable! Above all, rest in peace, Wei Lun…

I WAS SHOCKED. FLABBERGASTED. DUMBFOUNDED. FOR ONCE, I FELT MY HEART SKIPPED A THOUSANDS BEATS. REALLY. IT WAS VERY VERY VERY VERY SCARY.

AND WHEN I TOLD GOH ID AND SHI PING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE IS NO LONGER ALIVE, THEY WERE LIKE "WTF" (GOH ID) AND "NOOOOO" (SHI PING). SHI PING'S "NOOOO" WAS FOLLOWED BY "WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO HER WEILUN!~!", "SUCH A HOTTY WEI LUN!".

GOH ID AND I WERE SERIOUSLY SCARED OUT OF OUR WITS AFTER READING THE POST ON THE WEBPAGE. IT'S SO SCARY THAT I AM HAVING WILD THOUGHTS NOW. I THINK I AM NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM TILL TOMORROW MORNING. GOH ID WENT," EH, SCARY, EH". IT WAS REALY SCARY.

OH GOD, BUT I WAS VERY SHOCKED. I REALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT SHE WAS DEAD. WHOEVER IS READING THIS RIGHT NOW OR IF YOU ARE XU WEI LUN, I AM SORRY IF HAVE INSULTED YOU. I AM VERY SORRY. IT WAS FOLLY ON MY PART TO EXPLORE TOO MUCH INTO THINGS. SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. AND I APOLOGISE ON THE BEHALF OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE I BELIEVE I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WHOLE THING. I AM VERY SORRY.